Brian Abbey – He's a writer, ha!

Writing

Explaining American Racism to Romanians

VICE

I’m the World’s Most Dangerous Soupeteur

Funny-ish

I Ate Vegans for 60 Days

Public House

Vlad the Impaler Tries to Turn the Page with New Brand Strategy

Points in Case

If 2020 Rewrote Your Favorite Movie Quotes

Little Old Lady Comedy

The Food Network’s Guy Fieri or Lord of the Watery Abyss Cthulu

Robot Butt

Playground Phrases Adapted For The Workplace

Slackjaw

about the author

Brian Abbey is a writer who explores the humor, peculiarity, and social implications in everything from food to philosophy. Sometimes it’s real world stuff and sometimes he has to make sh#t up. Read more →

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A Formal Complaint from My Non-Dominant Hand

Jesus Saves Money by Buying in Bulk

My Wife Bought 5 Crystals and Now She's Ixchel Goddess of Birth and War

An Online Harry Potter Quiz Took Me to a Dark Place

Brunch is the Most Enlightened Thing We Do

The Poignancy of Delicious Fried Chicken

The Buffet is Dying an Insipid, Lukewarm Death

Existentialism is Your Life Preserver in 2020

Welcome to the Simulation Freddie Mercury Warned Us About

How to Make Your Expat Life Better

Riding the Train With Cats that Hate Me

Cilantro and the Curious Downfall of Mayor Pete

Nerding is Now Sexy and that is Not Okay

The Crow Conspiracy

"Perfection is a curse when its rarity is recognized. Food was never supposed to be so delicious."

The Poignancy of Delicious Fried Chicken Brian Abbey